she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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