Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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