Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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