But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
