So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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