wanna go halves on a baby?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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