My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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