what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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