Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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