Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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