everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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