its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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