i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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