Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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