So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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