were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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