some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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