saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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