just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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