You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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