I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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