Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
