can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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