I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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