yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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