her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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