open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Randomize
