you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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