gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I love you.
Bad choice
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