i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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