Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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