you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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