I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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