In the future we'll all be gay
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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