ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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