doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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