his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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