My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Randomize
