Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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