so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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