Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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