How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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