all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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