I just cut my nipple shaving
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Congratulations! We have a period
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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