any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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