I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
apparently the secret to your success is patron
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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