Tell her she can't have a vagina
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Your cock deserves a montage
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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