did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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