This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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