sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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