oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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