I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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