i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Acid is not a monday night drug
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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