her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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