Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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